


So before I begin on what we did Monday, I have some other stuff that I forgot to post on Sunday. So we are the guests of the Ministry of Higher Education (which we found out has the highest budget in the entire government), and they are letting us have whatever we want. Literally. Anything at all that we want in the hotel, we can do. It’s become a running joke among the delegation, anytime we need to pay for something, we just “charge it to the room.” Laundry, internet, snack bar, power converters, you name it, its free for us. I do feel bad that I am spending money at somebody else’s expense, but then again, I’m pretty sure it would be rude not to take advantage of their hospitality.
We all received a gift as well from the MOHE that was delivered to our rooms. Some of us got some things, and some of us got other things. I received a nice box that had a beautiful pen, which everybody is jealous of, a business card holder, and a 2 gig flash drive. I love my gift. This was all Sunday night still.
So then, on to Monday. We started out the day by having breakfast in the same room we had dinner in the night before: a full buffet, all free to us, but about $85 per person. It was delicious, just like dinner was. Our first visit of the day was to King Saud University, or KSU. It was absolutely beautiful, and with an endowment of 3 billion riyals, it should. I have since learned upon my arrival in Saudi Arabia that the conversion rate is basically 3.75 riyals equals 1 American dollar. I was under the impression that it was the opposite. Anyways, the current endowment is at 3 billion, and is likely to grow to 10 billion in the next five years. Our first tour was of the Riyadh Technology Incubation Center. Dr. Mezyad M. Al-Terkawi was our guide, and he just happens to be the head of the RTIC. He was absolutely hilarious, and was very fluent in English. Probably because he grew up in Texas, attended Texas A&M, and is married to an American woman. Dr. Terkawi showed us a number of inventions that included a way to test air conditioners without having to remove them. Apparently, before this invention, you had to completely remove the air conditioner from the plane before testing it to find out the problem. Another invention was a way to test for oil and electricity leaks in a house from the meter reader, which saves an average Saudi thousands of dollars a year. Another invention that was really cool was a foot long water heater. No joke. It took up about as much room as a yard stick. It works too. The picture of the air plane in my photos loaded up is from the RTIC.
Our next visit at KSU was to the Prince Salman Entrepreneurship Center. This was all about helping Saudi’s to come up with ways to create small businesses. It was only in its fourth year of operations, and already posted a wonderful success rate. One person had gone into business after already inventing a device that you put above the doorway into a library, and upon entering, the device would automatically cause your phone to turn silent. There is already a device that was similar to it, but that device would automatically turn your phone to off. I think my church could definitely use that device.
After the visit to the PSEC, we met with the president of the university. He was really nice, and unfortunately I did not have much time to ask him any questions.
From the beginning of the visit to KSU, we are drilled with the fact that there are over 60,000 students enrolled at this university, which is the largest in the country, and that it is the top of the line. Even though the King Abdullah Scholarship Fund sends out over 25,000 students abroad, mostly to the US, the amount of students that are getting an education in KSA is always growing, and the government could not be happier. By the way, this university covers over 9 million square meters.
The next visit was to Dr. Abdul Rahman Al-Zamil’s private office. Zamil group is a Saudi based corporation that got its start in making air conditioners. They are now the #2 producer of air conditioning units in the world, and obviously #1 in the Middle East. He was very informative, and had a lot of insight as to how the country was being run. Apparently, the elites and the rich run the country, and the government is really only responsible for maintaining order in the country and international affairs. This seemed correct based upon all the studying we had to do about the Kingdom prior to our visit.
He was a very easy going individual, telling us at some point that we shouldn’t waste our time taking a flight to Dammam, but rather take a bus so we “can see the whole goddamn desert.” He also showed us a video about a 14th century Moroccan that takes the hajj, which is the sacred pilgrimage that all Muslims must take to Mecca. The one Muslim on this trip with us is going to Mecca, but it won’t count as his hajj, since it has to be done during a certain period of the year. The reason, Aimee, that I’m not going to Mecca is that Saudi Arabia just recently shut the entire city down to non Muslims. We aren’t allowed in anymore period.
He ended up feeding us, and giving us more books. I think I’m going to have to send a package home of just literature that we’ve received since we’ve been here. It’s absolutely insane the amount of literature I have collected. And it’s not like I can leave it here. That would just be insulting.
Zamil let us ask a bunch of questions, which came out to issues about Israel and Palestine, Iraq/Iran, and Afghanistan. Just about anytime we meet with anybody, those questions pop up, mainly at the insistence of Dr. Anthony.
Our next visit was with Dr. John Sfakianakis and Turki A. Al-Hugail. These two worked for Banque Saudi Fransi. This is the largest bank in Saudi Arabia, but it’s more of a corporate bank. Oh yeah, and the King keeps his money with these people. I just happened to be in the same building as the royal family’s treasure. Not the Saudi Treasury though. The location of that treasure is not general knowledge.
Our meeting with these two individuals lasted all afternoon, and trust me, most of the delegation was about to fall asleep if it wasn’t for the mass amounts of coffee served all afternoon. The session was extremely informative, and offered a serious look into how screwed the Kingdom is right now if they don’t come up with a way to give people jobs and find a way to make money once the oil runs out. Dr. John was not very optimistic about the Kingdom’s chances of really surviving once the oil left, because he felt that Saudi Arabia was looking into the wrong areas for future income. Instead of technology and finance, it needs to be in the tourism industry, according to the Greek. In case you’re wondering, he is Greek, but he’s applied for Saudi citizenship numerous times over the past 10 years. He’s a great economist, with Greece asking him for the last 4 years if he’d become their Minister of Finance.
By the way, I’m watching the Daily Show while I’m typing this up, and did you know that his wardrobe is provided by Giorgio Armani? I did not know this. Learn something everyday I guess, huh? I mean, never mind the fact that I’m in Saudi Arabia, learning something every time I turn around.
OK, so after the economist, Dr. John, it was time to visit the King Abdul Aziz Historical Center. That’s where I got all those pictures. Let me explain something right here. First of all, most of our experiences these past two days have been nothing but meetings with high ranking officials, doctors, professors, and economists. We are here to learn about what everybody in the Kingdom are thinking about us. There aren’t many picture opportunities. I’m taking photos of the buildings as we’re being driven around the town. But when we get to go to museums and such like that, I’ll be taking pictures everywhere I can. I promise.
Also, let me explain something about our travel arrangements. Seriously, have you people seen the Kingdom? I’m not joking when I say that our drivers are constantly going about 90 km/h, and while there are 3 lanes usually marked on the roads, there are 7 lanes to the average driver. Our driver is absolutely insane, but the guys who ride in the SUV that I’m always in trust Saadik, our Nigerian driver, and will only put our lives in his hands. Or his car. Every time we get in the car, it’s a new adventure. I’m being super cereal. No joke.
Ok, back to the day. By the time we arrived at the museum, half the guys were falling asleep. Most of them didn’t have a chance to get any real sleep Sunday night, as jet lag and different sleeping schedules didn’t work for them. They were mostly zonked. But I enjoyed the visit, and took over a hundred pictures. It was really eye opening, but the place wasn’t really finished yet, and there were a lot of empty exhibits. That was a little disappointing.
After the museum, we had dinner at a Lebanese restaurant. That was absolutely delicious. Even though we were all falling asleep, and most of us just wanted our beds, the food was great. I think I’ve mentioned we have one Muslim in our midst, and he’s actually Lebanese-American. So every time something made it to the table, we’d all ask him what it was we were eating. I finally had hummus for the first time at that restaurant. I know, I know, I’ve never had it before, but I do think it’s rather good. Also, I had my first bit of honey in the Middle East. That means I finally got the chance to fund terrorism. I’ve been waiting forever for this chance. If you look at it in a certain light, I was actually doing my patriotic duty, as I’m giving the CIA a reason to keep working. Dinner was really just the waiters continually putting appetizer dishes on our table. I couldn’t object, it was all fantastic. And dessert was so amazing. I don’t know what the flip I ate, but I loved it all. We were actually out on the check of Mr. Ron Pump, an American lawyer in the Middle East, and he was a really cool guy. Pretty soft spoken, but still interesting.
Finally, at about 11pm, we made our way back to the hotel. I went straight upstairs, and was intent on hitting the sack, but there was a slight problem. As soon as I turned on the TV, South Park came on. And anybody that knows me, knows I watch South Park no matter what the flip is going on in my life. Seriously. But you should all be glad, because it gave me a chance to load those pictures.
OK, that was my day. Now for some more random observations that I didn’t find time to put in during my day description. First of all, everywhere we go, everybody we meet, there is a custom that is observed. First, a servant or butler or someone of that nature, brings around a little cup with a sip and a half of a liquid that involves ginger and something else. I find that it tastes disgusting, and not just because they put my people in the drink. But then, as soon as that is all served, a little glass cup and saucer is placed in front of you that contains tea. The team is hot, and tastes just like sweet tea. Also, everywhere we go, there is usually a bottle of water or something of that nature waiting at every chair. Now, I realize we are meeting with ministers, economists, and the like, and that they are all rich, well compensated, or both, but the hospitality is beyond nice. I mean, seriously, I don’t think there is anything or anybody in the world that can top this. Everybody we meet is so nice, but also so genuine. They want us to ask the delicate questions. They want us to tell them what we think on every issue. They want us to be there. The reason is that they want us to be partners in all matters of the Saudi-US relationship, and that can only happen if we are completely truthful and honest with each other. They want us to come to their country. They want to be friends. Really, I promise.
I don’t know what it is with these people and orange juice and strawberry-banana juice, but they love to serve it everywhere. And its always fresh squeezed juice. I also found a Budweiser in my fridge as soon as I got here. To bad its non-alcoholic. I don’t understand why they would do that to such a terrible beer, but whatever.
Also, every body wants to talk about the Israeli-Palestine issue. Everybody. And most of us are just too happy to tell the Saudi’s where we stand on the issue. And the best part is, every Saudi we’ve met wants to know what our opinion is, and what we believe the solution should be. Many questions that come up are also things about Iraq, and the response is generally the same: The United States went in and took out Saddam Hussein, and still Iran won.” Everybody knows that as soon as we pull out, Iran is going to invade. Seriously, they know it. Also, the issue of Afghanistan comes up everywhere. The Saudi’s are completely behind us being there. They don’t want us to pull out, because as soon as we do, that means that the Taliban has won, and then the Taliban will come east and take up positions in Saudi Arabia. A lot of my notes are on specific things that I’m willing to bet most of you don’t give a rat’s ass about. Things like politics and Sunni law, and what everybody in Tehran thinks about.
OK, I think that’s everything for Monday. I guess I might as well get started on Tuesday’s activities.